gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

(via newpizzazealand)

mattfoundglory:

the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth

(via hazbites)

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

(via de-mademoiselle)